LIVERPOOL IS PRO

Sem 2 is over. Here comes HEAVEN

2008-05-05T03:50:00.005+08:00

Finally the dreaded exams' period is over. The long-waited 3 months' heaven has finally arrived and based on past experiences, i am not going to look for a noob job esp by agency like recruit express that will leech your hard-earned cash without doing a shit. Therefore i have decided to become a full time tutor to get out of the damn-broke zone. I even created a excel sheet to record down my tuitions schedule. I think i am damn professional.

The time now is actually 4am but i could not figure out why i cannot sleep and coincidentally, i have an urge to blog so i start to blog again. I think it's a good habit to blog so that i can trace back the past when i get older/more sentimental. Anyway, i think i can really do plenty of stuff in this holiday. I haven't been active within the social circle of mine during schooldays. I thought i really lost touch with some of my friends whom i should have appreciated more. I have to do something about it. "No 2 ways about it"

Holiday Resolutions:
1) Better invite friends over for a routine steamboat session. Don't be a NATO/noob shit

2) Start to organize the weekly street soccer session and re-gather the famous soccer gang. Where the fuk is my passion towards soccer? I think it is fading away but i fuking won't let it happen. No excuse for not getting a new pair of street soccer boots. I will be getting my tuition pay tomorrow. i will get it by this week to protect my f-up ankles

3) I thought i have been a screwed-up sports camp GL for not attending so many outings. I think i deserve to be sacked. Stop being so anti-social and live in the comfort zone anymore

4) I need to clear my ippt before my coming birthday. I will not allow myself to not achieve a min sliver for my pride. Furthermore, sports camp is coming up and i better get my lazy ass off in front my mj table to go for a run etc. Otherwise i will get owned just like how i get owned by my physics paper

5) My mum will be coming over during July. I need to earn as much as i can to clear my debts first before i can pass some money to my mum so that she can cook something great for us. I definitely look forward to her owning cooking skills. Owned all the kopidiam food which i have been dining at up to 6 years

everyone said laiding is the chioest. i absolutely agree with them.

I caught my friends' gf having supper with 3 guys. The ratio is 3:1. This is a powerful girl.

QET? wtf

2007-07-13T00:43:00.000+08:00

For the sake of not taking an extra eng module in the beginning of my new chapter in ntu, it's necessary to get away with the upcoming QET on the very first of August. Therefore, it also signaled the return of me blogging in the renovated blogskin of mine. For the past few months, the main reason for my disappearance is due to my commitment to my work (and i'm still working now, wtf), as well as giving valuable lessons to my students who respect me more than anybody else. Anyway, even though my routine has been rather monotonous, i'm still able to share with you all the glamorous moments of these few months.

Moment no.1:
It's cloudy and darkness crept in. My relationship with the mighty Saints FC worsened due to my lack of commitment to the team. It doesn't appear all well after the outburst from jinglong and the response i gave was rather negative. Apparently, i was not happy with the criticism by just treating the weekly matches as sunday friendly games which is not on the top of my priority list. I really thought those games are meant to keep us together and strenghten our friendship for long term, like the weekly street soccer matches organized by me/my secondary school friends. Anything wrong? It's not wrong but this objective is secondary. And for my last contribution to the team, i suggest an extra weekly fitness session.
ps. yes i'm still pissed off

Moment no.2:
Mayday's concert always give you the highest feeling of highness. This time around, since joseph is still on board catching kangaroo, i've asked ting feng along with his sister to go to the concert with me. The atmosphere was fantastic! Throughout the concert, everybody was jumping/shaking/dancing along with the beats of the rocking guitars and drums non-stop, showing off their breadth-taking dance moves in the concert.

There's a couple (the bf damn fat) in front of us. Can see? But i don't think they are captured here. I think they were outside quarreling. We could see the gf undergoing a difficult period whenever his fat bf hugging her while dancing, at the same time suffocating her

Moment no.3:
Due to the influence of the passionate play of the mighty Liverpool FC, i declare that joseph tan has converted from being a man u-suck fan to a loyal liverpool fan.

Look at him. He's as proud as Stamford Raffles.

Personal messages:

damn tired of working alr. sian. sports camp better be fun la! but dunno can get into the camp in the 1st place anot. zzz
spending spree must stop now. aim: no more borrowing of money from others
haven't been seeing indra and neckkk company. must meet up with them soon. my birthday is coming
welcome back to singapore hsing thye
me = singaporean. reason = gst credit. conclusion = +300 bucks.

serene's bday

2007-03-08T17:49:00.000+08:00

This couple of days have been extremely slack since i have finished my job as a newspaper reader last Wednesday. But it is a good break for me to recharge myself before i embark on the next stage of my part-time career. Last Saturday, it was my best friend no.1's 21st birthday celebration. Apparently, my name was placed on the top of her inviting list without question. The funny thing about this celebration was, the theme of this party being called "Back2School". We were supposed to attend the party wearing school uniform and pretend that we were still young.

Hanzi (most left hand side) is the man la

I have this classmate whose name is samuel chen (behind serene). He is a great admirer of the fellow birthday girl, shuwen. Although he had not introduced himself to her in a proper manner. His courage was amazing. The picture below was taken when i was vigorously pushed away by Samuel as he wanted to do the solo.

Overall, the birthday party was really enjoyable less the extremely undeserving 1-0 win over liverpool by the bullshit man u on that night.

Personnel messages:

excel pro cannot find a job. wtf
how can i lose 100 bucks to neck and jo in mj? OMG
where the hell are those stupid students who need tuition

BET OF THE SEASON: LIVERPOOL THE EURO CHAMPION

a good year

2007-02-27T02:32:00.001+08:00

I wish everyone a very happy new year! The past week was definitely filled with much happiness and excitement as countless sessions of gambling took place. First of all, i have won 200 bucks on 2 consecutively nights at ting feng's house. It was an unbelievable achievement as i am still regarded as a rookie as far as i am concerned. On the 3rd day, i was invited to ting feng's relatives' house to play with the experienced aunties. I was being taught a lesson by them as i have lost most of my winnings there. However, i have gained invaluable experience by going through the toughness of luck in this newly-adopted hobby. Anyway the aunties are nice people and i would like to stress that playing mahjong can only be a hobby, but not a job.

The annually gathering had finally took place yesterday. The likes of lynette, shengjuan, jennifer as well as hanni were all present. I was happy to see them as it brought back memories of good times we had together. This time around, the gathering was simple as it did not involve the tedious steamboat. Anyway, i am very pleased to realize that this year will be a fabulous one for me. The reason being is that, i have actually won money in blackjack! Perhaps you all might be dumbfounded by this statement. But to those who know me for very long time, they knew that i have never won money in this sucky game before! I am even nicknamed as cai shen ye in this game. Now, i would like to share the tactic i deployed in the game. As everybody knows, you cannot win every game in blackjack. Therefore, after i won a game by placing 4 bucks, i placed only 1 buck in the next game to lose. And it worked wonder to the extent that the zhuang jia (the foxy ting feng and jennifer) tried to ban me from the game. What a tactic.

to all man u fans: BARCA 1 - 2 LIVERPOOL

happy new year

2007-02-18T05:55:00.000+08:00

I have been revolving around work and mahjong for the past 1 week. Working is not as slack as it used to be anymore since i lodged a complain to my boss. As a result, i was posted to another department to help out. Now i have more hands-on with the computer and i am proud to say that i have improved tremendously in my microsoft excel. For the progress of my 3-weeks mahjong career, statistic shows that...people from hk are really talented.

THE CRUNCHING TIME...

Every year during this period of time, friends around me will be looking forward to the steamboat and gambling sessions organized at my place. Therefore, in order to make it more conducive, it's inevitable for me to do a massive cleaning-up before someone like jennifer complains about her black socks turning blacker. I supposed it's best for me to list down the tasks i need to do for this major cleaning-up.

Wash all the dirty clothes because it's accumulating
Clear all the rubbish lying around
Do a thorough vacuum cleaning and mopping of floor
Clear the notorious mountain of clothes on my bed not by covering them under blanket, but folding and arranging them neatly

PART-TIMER URGENTLY NEEDED: $4/hr as my personal assistant for the above job scope

work

2007-02-09T00:09:00.000+08:00

Right after i ORDed, i started working immediately on the next day as an admin assistant at AIA tower at raffles place. I was hoping to learn sth even though i have received some negative feedbacks from experienced admin assistant such as hohoho. Today, the second day of my admin career, i spent 8 hours in total in the office. 1/8 of the time was spent supervising the printing of some documents and double-checking serial numbers. 7/8 of the time was spent reading a variety of chinese and english newspaper (as well as walking around the office to attract others' attention that i am actually working there) . When i became the boss in the future, i will never allow similar case to happen.

$6.50/hour to employ me to read newspaper, damn bullshit.

Last sat, there was this farewell meeting for ruin and jo as they are going oversea very soon for further self-improvement. It's held at the ululy-located mind cafe at dhoby ghaut which offered a series of games suitable for the 6 years old and above. Afterall, we enjoyed the games played as all of us are above 6 years old.

The "ultraly" rare photo i took with my KBF1 at the cafe

Beside this mini gathering, i went to bilu's 21st birthday party as well. Apparently, it ended up as another mahjong session. Pls feel free to proceed to the link LEE BI LU (right hand side) for photo viewing.

BEST BET OF THE WEEK: Newcastle 1 - 3 Liverpool

Personal masseges:

2 students will be ideal. tuition agency u need to buck up
i need to go to gym
valentines' day, an opportunistic day for you to express your true love. where is the love. ..where is the love...where is the love...i'm not singing. black eyed peas/neckk is the one

I AM OUT

2007-02-01T02:35:00.000+08:00

Can you tell me what's the difference between the famous tekong resort and changi prison?

Not even the 6 pointer/neckk can answer this question.

It has been a long long time since i touch this keyboard. Where have i been in the past week?? I can only tell you that i went to a famous resort. Anyway, as a person who practise nationalism, i actually went to spy on the match between singapore and thailand just now. The home supporters were doing a great dirty job. Whenever any thai player touches the ball (or gets injured), they, the highly educated singaporeans, would never fail to do their best to flash vulgarities of multi-languages to the poor thai players, who only want to do their country proud. I urged all liverpool supporters not to learn from them.

Story 2 (setting: bilu's house).
Yesterday night, i felt real bored and decided to call bilu & hsingthye for another mahjong session. This time around, i managed to find shengjuan the powerpuff girl as the final piece for the jigsaw puzzle. I always thought that playing mahjong was like a part-time job for me. I worked overtime yest night and the reward was fabulous. Both shengjuan and i deserved a free breakfast at mac this morning after working so hard, with each of us having 30 bucks less in our pockets.

Personal messages:

damn suay and damn broke
stop lazing around and find a proper job. mahjong is not reliable yet
wish tianci a belated happy birthday. it's bad not to attend a birthday celebration when you are being sincerely invited
passive...

mahjong

2007-01-23T20:45:00.000+08:00

I am supposed to write some short stories tonight in order to further improve my already polished English language. However due to some circumstances, i decided to win some pocket money through some mahjong sessions tonight. They must be thinking that i am still noob after reading my blog. What a mockery.

Quote of the day: "There are things i care about every day but can say only once a year. "

the pungent zoo

2007-01-19T23:29:00.000+08:00

Items that you must bring along to the pungent singapore zoo:

mask/air refresher
rubber band
water bag

elaboration for...

item number 1:
Do not assume that the zoo might bring you into the virtual world of another dimension that is closest to nature and that you can take in deep breath wherever u like. The zoo is actually like a chemistry lab filled with ammonia gas. It doesn't take you very long to realize it because the dungs of different shapes and sizes are everywhere to be smelt

item number 2:
When you get bored at times please feel free to shoot at the tigers

item number 3:
The cost of 500ml of coke (at zoo) = The cost of 2 bottles of 1.5L of coke (at NTUC) If you decide not to bring any drinks on your own after heeding my advice, it's like telling everyone, "Yo everybody!! I have so much money! Pls rob me. Pls rob me." Exactly, you are a retard

It's obvious that the animals are not my relatives (as someone said otherwise) in any case as i can be clearly differentiated with the rest of the creatures

SALES: Winning eleven 10 or pro evolution soccer 6 tuition at the rate of $5/per hour!

BEST BET OF THE WEEK: Liverpool 2 - 1 Chelsea

the sentimental

2007-01-16T10:46:00.000+08:00

You never know siukwok is so sentimental to talk about what you are going to read.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to (liverpool is going to win both the league title and champion league).

Being happy is the priority of living, if u wanna be sad, be sad 4 something thats worth it.

Story 1

2007-01-15T00:41:00.000+08:00

In the past few days, i have done basically nothing other than a steamboat with the tiny serene and her dear friends, a rare yet interesting outing with the ever-handsome joseph and co, some pool sessions, a mahjong tutorial with hsing thye and friends, and etc. It's time to put a fullstop in some activities as my frequency of betting on liverpool at the wrong time is considered high. And it's time to sell myself in this blog.

A MATHS A1
E MATHS A1
MATHS C A

I always ask my maths teacher the same question. "cher, how to get A2 (or B) in maths, can u teach me?" They just could not find any answer to my question.

Anybody who has any tuition lobang pls feel free to contact me.

As far as i am concerned, i believe majority of the people who read my blog are trying extremely hard to screen for any error in my usage of english for self-entertainment. But do not be disappointed, i'll give you all a chance (like liverpool, always give chance) by writing a short story.

Story 1 and only 1 (Setting: ting feng's house).

There was this day frank, cx and i went to ting feng house for the showdown between arsenal and blackburn. Tf, as always being a nice host, offered us the cheapskate mamee as snacks during the match. He declared having some financial difficulties recently and as 8-plus-years friends, we clearly understood his situation and carried on with the cheapskate mamee. As we were so engrossed watching arsenal (unlike liverpool) struggling against the small team, it took me some times before i saw tf the host holding a tin of highly rated pringle potato chips all by himself...

Personel messages:

new hobby found: mahjong ( i am noob now but i am from hongkong. so i am talented.)
congratulation to those who followed the betting tips i offered in my first entry

HK trip. Disneyland was bullshit

2007-01-12T01:26:00.000+08:00

For those who haven't gone to hk yet, pls take my advice not to visit the popular hk disneyland unless your gf (bf...!!???) strongly requests to go. There's virtually nothing interesting about it less the day-saving firework which could be viewed outside the gate of the disneyland.

The night view of the disneyland are the nicer parts of the trip

Besides being to Disneyland and visits to relatives who never failed to comment on how tall i have grown, the only thing i did were merely eating and shopping (hk trademark). It's my pleasure to introduce to you all my fellow trip mate who has played a very important role as a company as well as an entertaining soul throughout my hk trip. Here it goes. Miss Sheryl Low!

Alright ignore that girl and just look at the background. It's actually 1 of the many shopping malls in hk that centralized at the heart of the famous Mongkok. I could not remember how many stories it has but i'm sure u do not need me to state the figures. A picture tells a thousand words. Btw, this good company of mine has a part-time job as a professional guitarist. Please refer to my photos at friendster for further information.

Recommendation for your hk trip:

mountain top (at jin1 zhong1)
ocean park
nuu3 ren2 street (at mongkok) (a place that u must bargain unless u are freaking dumb)
hua1 yuan2 street (at prince edward)
jian1 sha1 zui3 (unbelievable night scene. pls don't compare with singapore's)
shen1 zhen4 (although many things are damn cheapskate, but things are much cheaper also. just don't get conned!)
mongkok (basically u can get everything here)

Sheryl and i have gone to mongkok and prince edward most of the times to shop. You can find cheap or expensive stuffs/food there. We also went jian1 sha1 zui3 on xmas eve but it was not really a good experience because there were simply too many people (max up to 500 thousands according to the news). You will be in deep trouble when people like neckk trampled onto u.

The cutest guy on earth, Neckk (left)
King siukwok with the best jersey on earth (right)

End of hk trip part 1.

Frustration

2007-01-10T23:43:00.000+08:00

A lot of people who do not know that i did blog during my jc time must be thinking..."how did he do it when his english is bullshit?" To answer the critics, i decided to revive this blog in an attempt to change the view of the people around me. To a certain extent, i am motivated by my good friend mr tianci by reading his blog at which he vented out his frustration at times. And i am pretty frustrated by liverpool giving 2 much chance to arsenal in the recent matches.

BEST BET OF THE WEEK: Watford 0 - 4 Liverpool

I only have 1 more month left to ORD. Just wanted to share something with you all after 2 long years serving the nation that i am not supposed to serve.
The attributes that i have gained during these 2 years are stated as below:

mature
more responsible
more organised
no more "I think..." better go and find out
plan to succeed, don't plan to fail
social skills in a multi-races society
public speaking
english

I would like to thank my army friends and my instructors for helping me or accompanying me through all the shit. Cheers

THE OPEN CEREMONY

2007-01-10T13:24:00.000+08:00

IT'S TIME TO REVIVE THIS BLOG!!